Swallowing Can Make Pregnancy Easier
There’s a rumor going around that if a chick swallows a lot of sperm before getting pregnant her pregnancy will go much smoother. Benefits include: less problems with high blood pressure, pre-eclampsia and eclampsia (whatever those last two things are). The theory: swallowing her baby daddy’s spunk acclimates the pregnant lady’s body to her man’s DNA making it less likely that the pregnancy will be rejected.
New York Versus Los Angeles
I’ve finally uncovered the secret to the whole East coast/West coast rapper rivalry that’s been going on for generations (that shit is still going on, right?); for a reason that no one can understand men in New York have a 50% sperm count increase than dude in Los Angeles.
I’m going to wager a couple uneducated guesses: 1. Women in New York are hot as all hell, which somehow relates to upping a man’s fertility, you know, because it’s their biological imperative to impregnate as many hot baby mammas as possible. 2. It’s a lot hotter in LA and it’s a well known fact that a warm nut sack is a less fertile nut sack. 3. People in LA spend a lot of time at the beach roasting their nut sacks and presumably wearing speedos as they do so and we all know a snuggly nut sack is a less fertile nut sack.
Woman Can Be Allergic To Sperm
Nope, it’s not just an excuse that women make up when they don’t want to swallow your jizz. Sperm allergy is a real thing:
About 5% of women are actually allergic to semen, making having sex (and possibly getting pregnant) a little bit more difficult for them than the average woman. Fortunately though, the allergic reactions aren’t usually severe and may just be more uncomfortable for the woman than anything else.
The good news is that women who are allergic to sperm can limit their contact with the substance with the use of condoms. Kind of a drag, it limits several activities like jizz in the face and whatnot, but at least there’s no icky allergic reactions.
Semen At The Speed Of Light
Those little buggers have no sense of direction and like men never stop to ask for them. It’s a good thing they can only go in one direction, forward. They’ve got one thing on their side though, they’re fast little swimmers.
Human sperm travels at the staggering rate of up to 4 millimeters per minute, but many are as slow as 1 millimeter per minute. You have to put this into perspective; human sperm are only 55 millionths of a millimeter or 55 microns in length, so a millimeter is a pretty big deal to the mini-me’s.
Semen Can Promote Tooth Decay
I’m pretty paranoid about the health of my teeth, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop guzzling down cum when the desire strikes. It just means I have to remember to brush and rinse after every blowjob to get rid of those mysterious ejaculatory fluids that attract acid-loving bacteria. I wouldn’t want those bad boys to have a party on my gums and teeth.
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