Fleshlight Comes Out With An iPad You Can Fuck

Bucky is so nice, even when he’s on vacation he takes time out of his busy schedule – donkey punching 20 dollar crack whores and sticking his penis into vagina trees – to send me emails detailing his latest perverse desires. Usually, I just ignore his emails, because I don’t need to see dick pics first thing in the morning, but this time around it was actually worth a peek.

Fleshlight is coming out with a new gadget soon that will allow you to attach your Fleshlight to your iPad and virtually fuck anything your dirty mind can think of. Imagine the possibilities! Just don’t set your picture folder on shuffle, because you don’t want to cum while a picture of your grandma stuffing down a turkey leg pops up on your iPad screen.

This just goes to show that all technology was basically invented to make it easier for us to get off. I can’t remember, but did the Internet ever serve a purpose besides porn?

I don’t have an iPad (I accept gift, yo) and I don’t have a dick, so this particular invention doesn’t exactly fill me with glee, but I can just imagine all the tech geeks and porn fans that are jizzing in their pants just at the thought. Personally, I’d be afraid to break the damn iPad… What can I say, I REALLY get into it when I’m masturbating.

What about you guys? Who’s gonna line up to buy one of these babies and take it for a spin? Or more importantly, once you bring this baby home, what or who are you gonna virtually fuck? That’s what I really want to now, the more bizarre the answer the better.

Via gizmodo.com

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