You know what’s sexy? Reading a color chart to figure out if the woman in front of you is in the mood for sex. There is nothing like holding up a chart to a woman’s face and trying to match the color to her lip gloss like you’re a dentist at a tooth whitening appointment to get her good, spread and wet.
There’s a new lip gloss on the market that changes color according to a woman’s body chemistry. Instead of realizing this is like Hypercolor clothing for the lips, Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss are marketing themselves as a product that shows when women are in the mood for sex. And yes, each tube comes with a color chart.
So – they’ve realized that sex sells. It’s almost cute. Like they just hired a risqué guest speaker who stood in front of them and proclaimed, “Sex sells!” and then they all scrambled to find a way to apply that to a product. Any product.
Mood Swing has a ‘secret’ blend of ingredients. That secret ingredient smells a little bit like desperation to us.
Enjoy the picture. It was either that or a tube of lip gloss.