Does She Want to Fuck – Read Her Lips

by Joy Topaz on March 15, 2010

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You know what’s sexy? Reading a color chart to figure out if the woman in front of you is in the mood for sex. There is nothing like holding up a chart to a woman’s face and trying to match the color to her lip gloss like you’re a dentist at a tooth whitening appointment to get her good, spread and wet.

There’s a new lip gloss on the market that changes color according to a woman’s body chemistry. Instead of realizing this is like Hypercolor clothing for the lips, Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss are marketing themselves as a product that shows when women are in the mood for sex. And yes, each tube comes with a color chart.

So – they’ve realized that sex sells. It’s almost cute. Like they just hired a risqué guest speaker who stood in front of them and proclaimed, “Sex sells!” and then they all scrambled to find a way to apply that to a product. Any product.

Mood Swing has a ‘secret’ blend of ingredients. That secret ingredient smells a little bit like desperation to us.

Enjoy the picture. It was either that or a tube of lip gloss.

{ 6 comments }

tania March 25, 2010 at 9:37 pm

sex is good…..you should try it..hehehe

tania March 25, 2010 at 5:37 pm

sex is good…..you should try it..hehehe

Ismellsex&candy March 26, 2010 at 2:22 am

I don’t know…I really liked this article…and I have to admit..if I see that particular lipstick on the market I will secretly buy some..but then what? constantly carry a compact in my purse to test it out…so when Im hot and horny I can take a look just to make sure? Id buy it.

Ismellsex&candy March 25, 2010 at 10:22 pm

I don’t know…I really liked this article…and I have to admit..if I see that particular lipstick on the market I will secretly buy some..but then what? constantly carry a compact in my purse to test it out…so when Im hot and horny I can take a look just to make sure? Id buy it.

Tigerguy@Roaringtigerfreeoffer March 28, 2010 at 6:16 am

That picture looks disgustingly sexy!

🙂

Tigerguy@Roaringtigerfreeoffer.com March 28, 2010 at 2:16 am

That picture looks disgustingly sexy!

🙂

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