Fucking With Shrooms

by alpha harlot on September 7, 2012

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My boyfriend has some strange hobbies but that’s kind of why I find him interesting enough to hang out with him. One of the things that he does in his free time is go mushroom foraging in the forest with some of his buddies.

First time he told me about his foraging habit, I had visions of him and his friends looking around for gay sex in the forest. I totally thought that “Mushroom Foraging” was some kind of code for hunting for gay sex…but apparently the mushroom heads that they were looking for were actually fungus type mushrooms that grow in the ground, not mushroom heads that hide in pants.

I prefer hunting in pants for mushroom heads myself.

Awhile ago, he sent me an email that excited me a bit. The subject of the email just said, “Mushroom Sex,” so I assumed that he was sending me some kind of a porno of people having sex on hallucinogenic drugs. I was wrong of course. It was a short documentary video where this author guy Nicholas Money talks about actual mushrooms, as in the kind that grow in the ground, having sex.

Apparently mushrooms reproduce differently then any other organism on the planet. Each individual spore shoots itself into the air when they are stimulated by tiny drops of liquid. They spores also aren’t just male or female, they have tens of thousands of variations of their gender identities which must make for a very interesting procreation party.

My favorite part of the video  is when Money talks about this guy Worthington G. Smith who had this awesomely incorrect theory that mushrooms actually ejaculated semen that produced swimming sperm cells into the ground to make little mushroom babies.

Check the video out and teach yourself about some fungus reproduction:

I’m kinda glad that I know a bit about shroom fucking now.  I just wonder, if a spore jizzes in the forest, does it make a sound?

Via Youtube.com

  • Jake Hammonds

    Your boyfriend is a nerd. :)

    I am, too. My poor girlfriend has to listen to me ramble about all manner of silly crap only other nerds would care care about, LOL!

    FWIW, I stay in great shape and am hung so it’s not a total loss on her part.

    • http://twitter.com/AlphaHarlot Alpha Harlot

      It totally turns me on when boys talk nerdy to me.

      • Jake Hammonds

        Brains are sexy!

  • aznAtlas

    What does he do with the shrooms he finds?

    • http://twitter.com/AlphaHarlot Alpha Harlot

      If they’re edible he cooks them up and eats them. Most of the time he just takes pictures of them and shares them with his shrooming buddies. lol :)

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