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We reported a little over a week ago that pornstar, Scarlett Fay, was all set to star in the Lindsay Lohan porn parody Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan. Now we have the photoshoot to go along with the movie. And what a shoot it is. But is it just us or is this shoot completely wrong? We are pretty sure white wine does NOT go along with a ziplock bag of cocaine.
We usually prefer a varietal in the pinot noir family. Or if our coke has been bought off of a guy in the back alley of a subway stop while trying not to step in the vomit of a family of bums, then we may enjoy the fuller flavor of a pinotage to offset the bleachy flavor that will be running down our throat in no time. But white wine? Come on, now. How unrealistic. Our Lindsay would never stoop so low.
Ah, but who are we to say anything negative. White wine or not, we would sniff anything off of Scarlett’s ass.
