German Ski Racer Christina Geiger Nude In Euro Playboy

by Lola Byrd on February 14, 2017

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Christina Geiger is a skier. She’s the first professional skier who’s name I’ve bothered to commit to memory. You can thank Euro Playboy for that, because DAYUM. Have you see this photoshoot? It’s amazing. Christina is gorgeous!

To be honest I was expecting more muscle, because you’ve got to be fit as fuck when you’re a professional athlete, but I’m guessing the magazine photoshopped all the good ish out. We all know that magazines photoshop ladies to look thinner, but did you know they also get rid of muscles that TPTB consider too prominent? Ugh, society.

I like this shoot, because I’m a sucker for soft warm lighting, but also because Christina reminds me of a vintage Bond girl. Can’t you just picture Christina racing down the Alps trying to evade the villains and running into Sean Connery?

The two would share a memorable evening getting warm in a ski lodge and the next day we would find out that Christina is actually a spy from a rival agency, a reveal that would only make her character more interesting. Good ol’ Bond wouldn’t know if he should be disappointed or impressed.

Personally, I would go with impressed, because boobs, butt that’s just me. I’m biased like that.

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  • I think that was the actual plot of a Bond movie but it was a Timothy Dalton one

    • I may have seen it once upon a time.

      • Everyone agrees on the Daltonyness of the photoshoot

  • Zach Becvar

    I think she would be a better fit with the Timothy Dalton bond. Make the story a little darker and more action-y

    • When you’re right, you’re right.

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