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Exercise videos are a huge racket. Motivation is one of the biggest hurdles to overcome for the typical person trying to work out daily, and next to making a gym buddy or hiring a personal trainer, watching a sweaty celebrity or motivational speaker yell at you from a DVD is the next best option.
After receiving a trial as a gift, I gave P90X a try and after about a week I came to the conclusion that Tony Horton could suck my crooked dick. I don’t respond well to positive reinforcement, I much prefer to be abused and broken. I have yet to find a suitable replacement for having a coach yell obscenities at me while I pretend a 100 pound punching bag is his mother. Workout videos simply bore me.
Enter pornography – which has been easing my boredom since I found out how to disable the AOL parental filters during the summer after 6th grade. It seems exercise themed pornography is a whole genre of dirty movies:
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If anything can get me to grind my way through a workout DVD, hardcore eroticism can. And while girl-on-girl isn’t my ideal genre, watching two women sweat it out is far more interesting than some over-the-hill celebrity or supposed fitness guru. One could probably conceive a general workout from following the instructions, but it could be improved.
I’m going to work on Rick Roday’s Work it and Jerk It an exercise DVD that combines masturbation with a total body workout. Sure, I’m chubby and unattractive but I am very charismatic, athletic and I’m pretty good at masturbating.
I was born for this.
Here’s some more work out themed fuck vids for you to get in shape to until mine comes out:
Tight Personal trainer Madison Ivy’s intense sex work out brought to you by PornHub
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Girlfriend Fucked On Exercise Bike! brought to you by PornHub
