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It is a sad fact that there are some porn stars who simply don’t like sex. Alix Lakehurst is not one of them.
“I like dick,” she told us. “In Chicago we say ‘dick.’ I like black dick, white dick…dick. And I think about it – dick – all the time.”
Which reminded me of a line from “Reservoir Dogs”: “That’s a lot of dick.”
“It’s how I feel,” said Lakehurst.
It might be very reductive to say that Lakehurst is such a publicly sexy person because she is a BBW. After all, BBWs aren’t by definition jolly, like Santa. But the all-natural Chicago native likes sex and she likes showing of her body, and there is video of Lakehurst taking it off in public places all around the country.
We caught up with her at a hotel in downtown L.A.
If only the mostly-Japanese clientele of this expensive hotel had chanced to open their doors at 2 in the morning on what happened to be Lakehurst’s birthday, well, they would have forgotten about tentacles and underpants forever.
“So you’re walking down the hallway stark naked,” I said. “What if someone had opened his door to see you?”
“I might have blown him,” sad Lakehurst.
“Lucky Japanese bastard,” I said.
Fortunately or unfortunately, Lakehurst’s starkers hotel romp went undetected except by myself, a professional pornographer and anthropologist.
But the Score model, who came to Internet fame two years ago with her video of masturbating on Chicago’s El, and has since graced the pages of Voluptuous magazine and other curve-friendly publications, convinced us that she was ready to take it to the next level if the real world interfered with her porny shenanigans.
“I like that I can get paid for what I would be doing anyway,” she said.
