Go Down On Bitches Right: A Key & Peele Comedy Video

by Lola Byrd on November 7, 2013

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Everyone needs to take a cunnilingus class. EVERYONE. Even if you’re a chick and you only like dudes, you should take a cunnilingus class, ’cause you should known your own business. That way if you stumble upon some drop-out who didn’t take a how-to eat pussy class, you’ll be well prepared to give him some pointers. No one is going to get you off, if you don’t know what gets you off, dig?!

I guess dudes who only like dudes are exempt from cunnilingus class, but I can’t see the harm in it. The more you know, right. The same applied to blowjob class. EVERYONE should take a blowjob class. Sure, blowjobs are easy as pie, but there’s a world of difference between sucking on a dick and being a sexual blowjob artiste.

That being said, let’s get back to sucking on some clit. According to Key and Peele, in this video, ya’ll should stop sucking on that clitoris so damn hard. It’s the first point in their lesson, and I have to disagree, if only because I like to have my clit sucked hard and in my personal experience few guys actually know how to get good suction going around a clitoris.

I do, however, agree with the heart of the lesson. Dudes, spend way too much time focusing on the the clit. It’s like they’ve spent half their sexual lives finding it and now that they have, they will not loose sight of it. ever. The clitoral glans is actually part of what we now call the clitoral body, it’s huge compared the the tiny nub that we’ve been focusing on for years. And there are lots of ways to play with the whole damn thing.

Google it, learn something while you’re at it.

In the meantime, take a few notes from Key and Peele, because the vulva is like… well… “Imagine, there’s an explosion at the envelope factory. Flaps everywhere. A world of flaps. And you need to lick your way out the factory. But every bitch’s flaps is different. Learn your bitch’s particular flaps. Flaps be… crazy. Every flap need to be listened to. And then you will get out of that factory alive.”

The more you know. ======== * (That was supposed to be a typed shooting star. I tried. Not very hard. But I tried.)

Check out the video:

Via thefrisky.com by @misslolabyrd

  • Robonino123

    I wish I had this a month or so ago. A friend of mine from New Zealand was preparing for his first sexual encounter and I found a diagram of a woman’s lady parts that had everything labeled and I used my MS Paint skills to go in and add helpful tips. Lick this. Rub that. Poke here. Could have sent him this also.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      MS Paint skills to help someone eat pussy. That’s hilarious.

      There’s a pretty sensational Nina Hartley video on pornhub or one of the tubes, I forget, where she’s giving pussy eating lessons. It’s the best educational video/porn I’ve seen on the subject.

      • Robonino123

        Turns out the girl is under aged so I’m not helping him anymore. I should find that Nina Hartley video.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          That’s probably a good call.

          • Robonino123

            Yeah. 16 is legal in New Zealand but she’s 15. So he can get his own technique.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Yeah, but how old is he…is the important question.

          • Robonino123

            I think he just turned 18.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Well, that’s not such a huge difference in age. Better to be on the safe side.

  • themanwiththegoldengun

    Hey Lola, any chance you could run this class? I would gladly sign up for lessons…..

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      That’s sweet. but my idea of sex ed isn’t so hands on.

  • GLovejoy

    Everyone just skipped over the not so hands on, I’m confused?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Meaning, I’m not going to personally teach the class.

  • GLovejoy

    Yeah, I feel kinda dumb I didn’t see the ed part til I read it again. I thought it said you didn’t like hands on see and I was confused. I don’t blame you, giving instructions sucks and most people don’t listen, they think they know everything so they just keep plugging away and it’s just over then. Might as well just get myself off and go to sleep

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      It sucks when someone gets offended when you tell them how you like it.

  • GLovejoy

    And yes, your name makes you sound like a dame from the 40’s. Oh how I wish I was born in the 20’s, the cars, clothes and language

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      It was a great time. Although, as a woman, I’m pretty fond of the rights I enjoy now compared to previous decades.

      • GLovejoy

        Funny only cause I was looking at porn stills on an app on my phone and it linked to your video, still funny by the way. That guy on a leash, holy shit I laughed

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          It’s a funny video. True dat.

  • GLovejoy

    Everyone is different, not to say some things are the same but the personal preference can change the game. I am open to direction but always hopping I can interpret subtle q’s hahahahaha

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Paying attention to the way their body responds is always a good one, sometimes I get to into what I’m doing to pay close attention though.

  • GLovejoy

    I totally agree with the rights both of women and ethnicities all around. I can’t believe I found such a smart person by total accident. Thanks for not making me feel like a dumbass for missing the Ed part in your post

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I try to only make mean dudes feel like dumdasses, or you know, my very close friends.

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