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Cosmo is a terrible, terrible magazine. We believe it’s marketed towards the more, shall we say, simple of our species. The type that eats paste in the corner when you’re not looking. And sticks pointy things in electrical outlets. What’s bad about this is they throw out some pretty scary sex advice to said electrocuted paste eaters.
Cosmo likes to talk about sex a lot in their magazine. But they manage to do the impossible and strip it of any possible sexiness and instead fuse it with a mass of doubt and insecurity.
As humor writer Marty Beckerman wrote:
…”much like visiting an alternate universe where the rules of reality no longer apply—an alternate universe where nobody is secure about any aspect of their lives: what they eat, what they wear, what they say, what they think, ad infinitum.”
Beckerman decided to take the March 2010 issue of Cosmo and actually attempt with his girlfriend, their latest sex advice. He let’s the world know what their advice ads up to in the following video. We’re not sure an untrained hand should be equipped with a fine-tooth comb and someone’s dick.
I Tried Cosmo Sex Advice (thegloss)
