A new survey (out of occasionally-great Britain) talked to a bunch of bros and chickie-chickie-boos to find out the top turn offs for both sexes. Lets start with the biggest “shock” from this polling about what murders erections and turns pussies to deserts. 78 per cent of the guys said tattoos on a woman was a turn off, this was the number one boner killer.
Seriously? Tats? Everybody has ink now, shitfuck, even my grandma has a “RHCP-4-EVR” tattoo on her neck. Plus trampstamps! And chicks with arm tattoos that say “I like to fuck”, most men don’t like those?
Men also don’t dig bad breath, smoking, nail biting, and excessive body/facial piercings.
The ladytrons also don’t like body art but at a much smaller percentage, only 13 per cent were turned off by tattoos on guys. Women’s biggest snatch driers are beards, with about 30 per cent hating on bushy facial hair on dudes. Girls also do not dig bad breath, smoking, and too many piercings.
Whatcha think? Tell us your major turn offs in the comments section below, the first three people to do so will get some dvd prize packs of fine fuck films from Digital Playground, the rest of you commenters will get glory.