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Hey, know what? When guys are horny and want to pick up, they are drawn to drunk, stupid, women. You may have always suspected this as you’ve been that horny guy, or that drunk, stupid, woman, or you’ve been in a bar and watched the beginnings of the hook ups between skeevy dudes and smashed ditzes. But just in case you were not’ positive that men hunting for a one night stand zero in on the drunk and/or dim witted SCIENCE has been busy working to prove it.
Researchers at the University of Texas-Austin, showed a series of photos to men of all sorts of different women asking them which ones, if they could, would they try to pick up if they wanted a casual sexual encounter. Mixed in were some smart looking ladies, you know holding books and wearing glasses and in the middle of spelling words correctly, and there were pics of drunk skanks and uh pics of “dim witted” females (I’m quoting here, I have no idea how you portray that in a photo).
The guys mostly picked the inebriated, slutty, girls with low IQs as the ladies they’d hypothetically try to lure home to their beds for some rutting.
Next week researchers are tackling “does masturbation feel good?”, “is water wet?” and “is Bucky Beall watching me undress outside my window?”
Via readthehorn.com
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