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Even though I know everything about every celeb sometimes I need to use Wikipedia to refresh my memory. Since it’s not 1997 I couldn’t give a shit about Gwyneth Paltrow, so I need to look up who the hell she is again. Once I re-discovered her existence I noticed her wiki page contains this little factoid: “Paltrow stopped reading celebrity magazines and gossip websites in 1999.”
Since she she’ll never read this lovely post, I went around and collected some facts about Mrs. Gwyneth Paltrow Martin
Jordan Pornhub: She’s a he. Gwyneth Paltrow is a tranny.
David The Web Designer: She might be married to the guitarist of Coldplay, but she’s also sleeping with the drummer of Coldplay.
Spanky Spankwire: You know how the tabloids call her by the nickname “Fishsticks Paltrow”? It’s because a paparazzi got a pic of her putting fishsticks in her pussy but she paid him $10 million not to release the pics but he started calling her that and it caught on.
Nate Tube8: She sucked off a pig once, I heard……is there a video of that yet?
Kurtis Xtube: Gwynthe Paltrow is pregnant with Kurtis Xtube’s baby
Now that you’re caught up, lets gaze at her panties in this new upskirt pic.
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