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I’ve managed to accumulate a lot of women friends in my lifetime. As a result, each and every year I’m flooded with questions about what they should get their designated penis power driver for his birthday. In some cases it’s simply new batteries but in others it takes a little bit more heartfelt consideration.
“What do men want?” they ask. And each and every year I answer the exact same way: “SEX!”
Sadly my scholarly counsel is often ignored. Instead they go with fancy dinners, T-shirts and scented colognes. I guess that’s one way to do things but there isn’t a man out there that wouldn’t prefer waking up on an empty stomach, shirtless and reeking of strange new pussy than familiar old cologne.
I say sex but I’m not talking about that run of the mill crap you furnish him with the other 364 days of the year whenever your head, neck, back, feet or ego isn’t hurting. No thanks! You can keep that lame gift wrapped up for another day. What I’m talking about is a threeway!
Instead of wasting time planning surprise birthday parties you should be plotting a surprise threeway! Your dick’s owner will be exponentially more excited to see you running into the room naked screaming “Happy Threeway!” with a hot woman in tote than you hopping out from behind a couch yelling “Happy Birthday!” while still fully clothed. This is a fact.
Every man wants a threesome and threesomes never get old. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. You can give a man a threesome on every birthday for the rest of his life and you will never hear even the slightest whisper of protest. No man will ever complain about being titty deep in women. It just won’t happen.
The only time you might hear a man complain about a threesome is because he 1) hasn’t had one or 2) hasn’t had enough, which is of course oxymoronic because everyone knows it is impossible to have enough threesomes.
One man’s mouth besieged by four titties as he cups the asses of two different women like two heaping scoops of raisins? I defy you to tell me what is not to like about that image. That’s what I thought. You can’t!
Just look at the joy on the man’s face in the video below. Priceless!
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