When we heard Hilary Duff was marrying Mike Comrie, professional athlete, we were confused. French soccer star? Nope, just a middle-of-the-road hockey player, who had bounced around the league for a while. It made more sense when we found out he was the heir to a $400 million fortune courtesy of his dad, founder of The Brick (think Canadian Home Depot). Seems she hasn’t stopped making great career moves.
She was on the Billy Bush radio program last week, and revealed that her and Comrie “kept things interesting” by sexting each other. Comrie, despite being benched 6 of the last 7 games for generally not being that good at hockey, still has it pretty good.
We don’t see how this can turn out badly. Celebrities, to our knowledge, have never had any revealing pictures or videos they’ve taken of themselves released to the public, ever. Society is pretty good about letting these people live their lives. Oh, except:
- Brett Favre
- Kat Dennings
- Kanye West
- Paris Hilton
- Lily Allen
- Jeff Reed
- Lindsay Lohan
- Kim Kardashian
- Ashley Cole
- Vanessa Hudgens
- Adrienne Bailon
- Paris Hilton
- Paris Hilton
- Chelsea Handler
- Dustin Diamond
- Melinda Dennehy
- John Edward
- Fred Durst
- Tanya Harding
- Verne Troyer
- Kendra Wilkinson
- Carrie Prejean
- Nazril Irham
- Amy Fisher
- Paris Hilton
But I’m sure it’ll work out fine for Hilary.

