Christmas is the sexiest holiday. I know, you’d think it would be Valentine’s Day or Halloween, but it’s definitely Christmas. Halloween madness lasts about a week tops, from one weekend to the next depending on what day of the week Halloween falls. The same with V-Day, but Christmas is a month long affair. Longer if you’re absolutely insane.
Personally, I try to keep the holiday cheer down to a two week period. I put up a tree, I decorate, but not until the 15th and earlier and you might as well start listening to Christmas carols in September. The thought alone is enough to drive anyone bonkers.
You would think the birth or Christ or Santa (whatevs) wouldn’t exactly bring out the sexy in people, but it does, which leads me to believe that sexy is somehow linked to crazy. The holidays definitely bring out the crazy in people ergo correlation. Bam. At least there’s chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate and mashed potatoes to look forward to. That’s enough to keep the edge off, you know, along with the boozing and the sexing.
In the meantime, though, if you’re having a hard time reconciling the crazy and the sexy, check out this video of two chicks twerking to a Christmas song, Christmas Tree by Lady Gaga. We all gotta find our holiday spirit somewhere and this ain’t a bad place to start. I mean, sure, it’s weird as all get out, but it goes with today’s theme of fuck-I-have-to-find-something-to-post.
P.S. Have you been on YouTube lately? Wow. People are strange.
P.P.S. I love those socks.
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