Hollywood’s Hottest MILFs (Part 2)

We had some knockouts in Part 1 of our list of MILFs between 30-40, but from the looks of this list, it seems like the gold goes to women in their 40s. Snagging a MILF in her 40s is like hitting the jackpot.

Check out our list of Hollywood’s Hottest MILFs between 40-50:

ELIZABETH HURLEY

Age: 45
Kids: 1

Elizabeth Hurley a.k.a Vanessa Kensington a.k.a The World’s Hottest Fembot a.k.a The British Chick I Want To Creampie, is without a doubt one of the sexiest vixens in Hollywood.

Even though she dated that douchebag excuse of a human, Hugh Grant, and hasn’t done anything remotely decent since 1999, she still remains one of the most fapable on our list.

LEAH REMINI

Age: 40
Kids: 1 (and 3 stepkids)

Best described by King of Queens co-star, Kevin James, as having “the mouth of a construction worker in the body of a model”, Leah is our idea of a perfect chick.

VANESSA WILLIAMS

Age: 47
Kids:4

I don’t know what’s in Vanessa Williams’ genes, but this woman always gets hotter the older she gets. With 4 kids, she’s full-blown MILF status!

TÉA LEONI

Age: 44
Kids: 2

Anytime there’s ever a list remotely related to Hollywood hotties, we’re always tempted to gag & waterboard those writers for not including Téa Leoni.

She may not remain in the public eye 24/7 like some attention-seeking papparazzi prostitutes, but anytime we see her, our mandom suddenly erects to salute the beauty that is Téa Leoni.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR

Age: 48
Kids: 1

Considering that she’s been married to Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee, and Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora, Heather Locklear is probably one of the hottest groupies of all time.

Although it doesn’t make any sense how a woman this hot could ever sleep with David Fuckin’ Spade, she will forever remain on every guy’s (and some chicks’) Top 10 list.

PAMELA ANDERSON

Age: 43
Kids: 2

While we’re on the subject of extraordinarily hot blonde bombshells who’ve fucked Tommy Lee, there’s no way we can’t mention Pamela Anderson.

Men, women, trannys, robots… we don’t know a single being who hasn’t masturbated to Pamela Anderson. Fuck dogs… breasts are man’s best friend!

CINDY MARGOLIS

Age: 44
Kids: 3

While so many wannabe stars are trying to gain popularity by releasing sex tapes, she rose to popularity… for being popular. In 2000, Cindy Margolis made her way into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most downloaded person in the world. Her modeling pics were über-popular and used in a flood of desktop wallpapers and anything else that can be viewed large enough to choke the chicken to.

VANESSA MARCIL

Age: 41
Kids: 1

They say “a picture is worth a thousand words”. Well, thanks to the picture I have of Vanessa Marcil in my bathroom, her picture is halfway to being worth a thousand self-pleasuring orgasms.

For some fucked-up reason, Vanessa use to be married to the horse turd that is Corey Feldman. What the fuck is with all these drop-dead bombshells hooking up with pathetic goofballs that wouldn’t be able to successfully snag a troll like Snooki?

Whatever. Mentally/visually-challenged or not, I’ll continue to spank my monkey to Vanessa Marcil until she’s 90 with a hunchback and has a thicker beard than Zach Galifianakis.

FAITH HILL

Age: 42
Kids: 3

As if there weren’t enough blondes on this list already, we can’t forget Faith Hill.

I admit, I’d rather try my luck at wrestling with a grizzly bear than listen to Country music, I’d more than happily jump face first between the legs of Faith Hill.

HALLE BERRY

Age: 43
Kids: 1

Even with all the hot broads on this list, I wouldn’t think even blink before stepping on all of them for a shot at Halle Berry.

By far, one of the hottest woman on the planet, heads exploded when pictures showed up on the internet of lactating Halle breasts.

:O

I would work as her butler for a year for free, just to be able to motorboat those breasts for 10 minutes. *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Her pussy looks like it’s pure crack cocaine… and I’m jonzing for some Halle!

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