Everyone loves MILFs. It’s a proven scientific fact – I checked.
So, with so many Hollywood actresses becoming mothers, we decided to compile a list of some of Hollywood’s hottest MILFs.
It’s a little difficult making a list without someone crying that we didn’t include this chick, or that chick, but we think we put together a pretty concise list.
This is part 1 of our 3-series post, dedicated to MILFs between the ages of 30-40. We were going to do a list of 20-30 year olds, but that would be disrespectful to the whole concept behind MILF fantasies.
Here’s our pick of 10 of Hollywood’s hottest MILFs between 30-40:
Ever since we saw her in Cruel Intentions (we didn’t really notice her in any of her work before that), it was our life mission to meet Reese Witherspoon – and proceed to fuck the living hell out of her!
The good girl next door image has always worked for her, and still does. Now that she’s a mother of 2, we can’t help but fantasize of scenes of helping the nice hot MILF next door with her groceries, only to be tipped with a hot blowjob!
We’ve never had even the slightest dirty thought about The Brady Bunch until Christine Taylor played Marcia Brady in The Brady Bunch movie & A Very Brady sequel. After that, all we could think about was throat-fucking Carol Brady (Shelly Long) and giving an explosive creampie to Marcia.
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia… Lick it, Suck it, Ride it.
This one is probably the closes to become a porn reality, seeing that Jaime Pressly was actually in a porn! Yep! In the early days of her career, Jaime did a softcore porn called Poison Ivy:
If that isn’t enough, Jaime also know how to clean your balls:
Probably one of the most MILFable of all time (yes… I said MILFable). Denise Richards never seems to stop getting sexier.
This smoking hot MILF made a permanent mark in minds (and pants) everywhere when she made out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things:
One of the biggest supermodels in the world, Heidi Klum is full blown MILF status with 4 kids.
4 fuckin kids!!! And she still has that body?
Normally, we could give a fuck about Posh Spice, except being married to one of the biggest athletes in the world keeps her in the public eye, and we can’t help but imagine bending her over like Beckham and pumping some meat into the anorexic broad.
This Underworld vampire could suck on us anytime she damn well pleases.
Even she usually has shit roles, we’d consider sitting through the painfully awful Whiteout for just one shot at this MILF.
DREA DE MATTEO
With the way she looks, Drea de Matteo can’t play the “girl next door” role. She’s only believable playing slutty roles… and we love it!
Since the Sopranos, we’ve been craving to see more of her. We’re convinced she’s the only reason Friends spinoff, Joey, last 2 full seasons. If it weren’t for her playing Joey’s slutty sister, nobody would’ve watched past the first 5 minutes of the first episode.
Ignoring the fact that she’s married, the fact that Drea has openly admitted to being bisexual only intensified our craving for Drea.
We don’t know a single human being on this planet that did not get turned on by Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element. If you say you didn’t, you’re either a filthy liar, or 96 year old woman with a dusty vagina living with goats in a remote village.
And if that is you, well then – fuck you!
Kids: 1 (on the way)
Kelly Bundy has always been one hot piece of ass! Even when she showed up as Jennifer Aniston’s sister on Friends, we couldn’t help but fantasize of wild threesomes with the two TV sisters. Come to think of it, Reese Witherspoon also played one of Rachel Green’s sisters.
This fantasy of a foursome with the 3 Green sisters is too much to handle! We’ll be back in 10 minutes… maybe 20.
In the meantime, let us know what you think of our list in the comments below – and try your best to predict who you think will make our list of 40-50 year old MILFs.