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We don’t have the best street food options in Southern California. You can find the occasional taco truck now and then, but for some reason we just don’t have a lot of mobile food vendors like you might see in other parts of the world. New York, for example, has all kinds of street food spots stationed throughout the city. As you wander about you can enjoy iconic hot dogs, pretzels, gyros and nearly any other food that can be eaten with your hands while avoiding eye contact with hungry homeless people.
What could be done to make such operations more popular throughout the rest of the United States? Hand jobs would be a good start. A Long Island woman who operated a food truck was arrested this week for offering sexual services in addition to snacks and beverages. Hot… and kind of gross. I hope she had hand sanitizer or something.
45-year-old Catherine Scalia was arrested on prostitution charges and ended up in jail. She was done in by her own hubris, as neighbors alerted the police after Scalia began handing out business cards advertising topless cleaning, strip teases, and handys.
Police approached the woman while undercover and negotiated a strip tease, which they proceeded to make good on. During the lap dance, the woman agreed to “manually stimulate” the officer for $50, which is when police slapped the cuffs on her.
In addition to banging hungry customers for money, the woman didn’t even have a god damn permit to sell hot dogs. Who knows what kind of sanitary conditions were going on in an illegal hotdog brothel.
While I’m all for hot dogs and hand jobs, I’m going to have to agree with this woman being shut down. I don’t want some lady jerking off any jackass with 50 dollars and then turning around and handling my food. It’s bad enough I touch my own food given how many times I masturbate every day.
Via LaWeekly.com
