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We hate the phrase ‘hot mess’ but not even we can think of a more appropriate term for what is going to take place this Thursday night in New Jersey. Pornstar and Tiger Woods mistress, Devon James, will be squaring off against Susan Finkelstein, the woman convicted of attempting to exchange sex for Phillies Tickets, in a ‘celebrity’ wrestling match. So as to not look silly they added “Screech” from Saved by the Bell to referee the match.
We find the term ‘celebrity’ is being slung around fast and loose these days. Much like Sarah Palin’s Shakespearean efforts to redefine the English language with made up words like, ‘refudiate’ we would like to add a new word to the lexicon.
Celebrioitus – noun: Of or pertaining to someone in the public light only in regards to who they have fucked or fucked over. Due to a Herculean grasp, lack of morals or dignity, a celebrioitus will proceed to exploit their little fame for as long as they are able.
We like the word. Plus celebrioitus sounds a lot like an infection which seems fitting.
Still interested in watching these two celebrioitus’ wrestling? Tickets are only $20 and are available at WebTix.net and at the door.
