How Jwoww’s Naked Tits Found Their Way Onto Peeperz

by Dave Carter on January 27, 2011

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(Spoiler Alert: The full picture in question is at the bottom of the article. If you want to make with less of the talkity-talk and more with the boobies, scroll on down.)

This week, Jwoww’s titties finally made their uncovered selves onto the internets. This is the story of those titties.

Last Jersey Shore episode, we saw Jwoww’s long-awaited breakup with her boyfriend Tom. When she rushed home with Snooki – like a heavily tanned and chested Batman and Robin – to put her life back together, it was an odd scene. She kept it together when she discovered her dogs had been left alone, and then when her favorite, expensive watch was gone, but broke down after she found that her ex had taken her hard drive. Which begged the question: hey Jwoww, what exactly was on that thing?

Turns out, it was the content which Playboy had offered $400,000 for. Topless photos. And seeing as how Tom was her ex-manager as well and knew what the people wanted, recently started shopping the pictures around. Naturally wanting to protect her squeaky-clean, classy image, Jwoww took him to court. She claimed they were taken after “post-surgical anesthesia,” and so she wasn’t a consenting adult, and the judge agreed, blocking her ex from shopping the pictures.

But, as the way these things tend to happen, they’re now leaked and circulating madly around the internet. So here they are. No body paint or thin layer of fabric separate us from these gams any longer.

Am I a little disappointed they weren’t even more epic? A little. But after watching them hang tantalizingly out of her shirt for the last three years, anything short of them shooting lasers and shit would have been disappointing. You can be the judge. And expect more of these on the way real soon.

  • DonkeyPuncherrr

    Are you guys certain these are her titties? I have a friend calling shenanigans. lol

    • Anonymous

      I think you may be right, we’ll do a poll and get all the internet boobologists to examine the evidence

    • http://twitter.com/DCarterPeeperz Dave Carter

      I stand by my sources

  • alex

    thats from a GGW top 50 breasts video a few years back, its nothing new. i dont even know its really her

  • Bluesman_31

    ya im pretty sure ive seen this pic already before

  • http://twitter.com/JCITYHUSTLA617 Verified Realness✔

    THATS HER….LEAVE IT UP 2 FAGZ TO TRY AND DISCREDIT SUM TITTIES

  • Mcirillo86

    its not her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MielikkisChosen

    This isn’t her you bunch of pecker checkers.

  • Anonymous

    I’m starting to think it’s not her…;) oh well still hot boobies and I’m sure the real thing will surface soon…

  • NobodyImportant

    Its not her, alex is right, its from GGW’s top 50 best breasts. The girls name is Kelly, and for those wondering, she is a 36D!!

  • T Brown80baby

    jwoww titties are way bigger than that plus that doesnt look like jwoww in the face either

  • Smparsons1

    thats not even jwoww ya’ll need to get her actual picture then post it not this fake shit.

  • Lo04ve

    this is def not j wow

  • Knnaran

    i saw this girl on a wild party girls vid

  • BlahBlah98011

    That’s Kelli Durfey

  • Blow Wow

    those are her old titties!!

  • jewboy

    what kind of faggot makes up a bunch of lies for hits on a fake picture? Oh I know.. DAVE CARTER

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