Hump Day, GIF Day: Ana Foxxx Gets You Through The Week

by Lola Byrd on June 29, 2016

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Finally, a tall porn star. At 5’9″ Ana Foxxx is a unicorn in the porn world where everyone is near the 5′ mark. Not that I have anything against petite ladies, except I kind of do. As a tall woman, myself, I never really understood short ladies and their act. Also, I like long shapely legs on ladies. On the flip side, I don’t really care about a guy’s height. I know, shocker.

Once upon a time I might have cared, but I think it was just one of those things I thought I was supposed to say, but then I dated someone who was shorter than me I stopped giving a shit. Also, I don’t really vibe with the whole “I thought I was supposed to say” thing. I’m my own person, okay!

Can you believe that Ana Foxxx was a nerd in high school? Not so surprising considering her dad was a minister who also served in the Air Force… I bet he was strict as all hell, although she says her family don’t care that she’s in porn. Before joining the XXX biz Ana wanted to be a clown or a ballerina, so, you know, close enough. Jokes aside, she was discovered in a grocery store by a modelling agency and she says that her experiences as a model really helped her be at ease in front of the camera on a porn set.

Thank God, Ana prefers porn to mainstream modelling. The fashion world is pretty porny as is, but it’s not like you can easily find a GIF of Kate Moss giving someone head online.

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Check out this vid of Ana Foxxx courtesy of Pornhub:

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  • dash56

    Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing – Henri Frederic Amiel
    I ain’t no movie star, man. I’m a booty star – Richard Pryor

    If ya run out of things to say…well there’s a famous person quote that’ll fit any situation.

    • I’ll keep that in mind. I need it.

  • GIANTS!

    • Girls 5’8″ and up rule the world. Giant style!

      • I don’t trust people taller than me. Who knows what you all are conspiring about up there. In your tall people meetings with your tall people queen Taylor Swift. I’M ON TO YOU!

        • We’re definitely plotting to conquer the world. One short person at a time..

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