I’m guessing most of you Peepz don’t really frequent the celebrity gossip sites, you know, the ones that don’t show any nudity, so I thought it was my duty to inform you all that Katie Holmes is now single. That’s right, the girl next door who warmed our hearts and make our cocks hard/pussies wet officially filed for divorce from Tom Cruise.
It’s the best thing to have happened to celebrity gossip sites since the release of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. Coverage has been non-stop; from weird scientologist conspiracy theories to, well, weird scientologist conspiracy theories.
After six years of marriage to the craziest and richest dude on earth, Katie has finally escaped. According to unreliable sources, this escape was meticulously planned over the course of the last year. Katie left no stones unturned, she moved to New York, a at-fault divorce state, and proceeded to fire her publicist and her security team, which had all been provided by her scientologist hubby.
It’s been a long and hard six years; Katie has barely shown her face in any movies since her marriage to Tom Cruise, but with any luck, we’ll see Katie return to the silver screen in clothing optional flicks.
Ah yes, remember when she showed us her tits in The Gift? Those were some glorious pre-Cruise days and boobs. Marrying an A-list star isn’t always good for your career. Nicole Kidman’s career only really took off once she got rid of the dead weight. I’m hoping the same thing will happen to Katie Holmes.
Putting aside all this divorce and weird-ass cult drama, let’s take a moment to remember that Katie is now single and at 33 years-old, she’s still pretty hot. Now that the Cruise portion of her life is over, maybe we’ll get to see more boob: