Where did I leave things off in my previous post? Oh right, there I was about to sell my body for the first time and I had no idea what the hell I was doing. I mean, I knew how to fuck, but the ins and outs of prostitution were still a mystery to me. I made a few mistakes my first time around, but I’ll get to those later…
For now, let’s concentrate on the first guy I fucked for money. Like I said previously, he was a regular client, an older guy, not necessarily good looking, but clean and nice. He knew it was my first time as an escort, so he tried to put me at ease.
This mystery man… my first client… who I could not pick out of a line up today if my life depended on it, asked what kind of music I liked and put some jazz on to set the mood. We sat on his living room couch where he proceeded to kiss me.
The kiss was awkward, I found out later on through my friendship with other more experienced escorts that I didn’t have to kiss. He was the only paying customer this happened with. He was also one of the only clients who went down on me to get things started.
I remember the first thing I told my roommates when I got home and after I showed them all the cash I made was that older dudes really know what they’re doing down there. I mean, the whole time he was going down on me I kept thinking “wow, this is amazing.” Had this dude been someone I actually wanted to fuck, I would say that was the best head I ever got.
It got so intense, I had to ask him to stop, which is the point in the story where we moved from the couch to his bedroom… where he asked me to return the favor and suck his cock. I have to admit I was a little intimidated, not only was his dick HUGE, but I had never used a condom while giving head before.
In praise of safe sex, I would like to say that’s exactly what I did, but I was new at this whole sex for money thing, and when he suggested I forgo the condom while sucking his dick, I just went with it. Thankfully, asserting myself became easier with my next clients, and this is a mistake I didn’t repeat after that first night.
The blow job wasn’t the main course, he was only allowed to cum once within the confines of an hour after all, so he wanted to save his load for good old fashion intercourse. Remembering that scene from Pretty Woman I reached for a condom wishing I had thought of bringing an assortment of sizes to accommodate his massive dick, but as it turned out I didn’t have to worry about it since he provided his own magnum sized condom to get the job done.
If I were making this up, I’d make it more interesting for you, but since I’m sticking to the truth I have to say the sex was forgettable, but that’s not a bad thing. That might not be what you’d expect to hear after watching a show like Secret Diary of a Call Girl, but the more forgettable the better. I was having sex with people I would never fuck if money wasn’t involved… Try thinking of it as sleeping with someone you never would have fucked if you had been sober. You might of had some fun, but you don’t really want to remember their face the next day… or their contact information.
What happened next? Stay tuned to hear all the dirty details… in the meantime add me on Twitter @misslolabyrd. Don’t be afraid to ask questions, and yes that’s me in the header pic; a picture that was taken around the time this story took place, which is to say when I was 18 years-old.


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