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You know when you get an idea in your head and you just can’t get it off your mind until you do something about it? I’m in that place right now with a fantasy that I have absolutely no way of fulfilling. That’s something that hasn’t happened often in my life at all. Usually I can find some way for whatever perverse thoughts I get but this time, I really don’t think that I’m ever going to be able to figure this one out.
I want to have sex with conjoined twins (that’d be a set of twins that are attached to each other by a or multiple body parts, either internally or externally). Specifically a famous set of conjoined twins named Abby and Brittney Hansel. They’ve been making the television documentary circuit for a long time now, even an appearance on Oprah back when they were young.
Now at the age of 22, the girls are getting their own reality show on TLC. I honestly can’t wait. I’ve been hooked on Shark Week like I am every year, every once and awhile they’ll show a teaser promo for the twins new show. Every single time that it comes on, no matter what else I’m involved in…I have to masturbate. I can’t keep my thoughts off of what sex with these girls would be like.
Do they both have orgasms? Is it more intense for one of the sisters then it is for the other? One body to suck on both my nipples? One pussy but two heads full of hair to pull on while I’m fucking them doggie with my strap on. Their tits are also pretty fantastic and they don’t mind getting in a bikini to prove how sexy and confident they both are.
Side note: I’m typing these thoughts out and my right hand keeps leaving the keyboard and creeping under my desk. I can’t believe how soaked it gets me to think about having sex with these girls.
Hella intense.
I know I’m not the only pervert in the universe who is curious about the sex life of the girls but no matter who is interviewing them or how the question is phrased, they won’t talk about anything that has to do with their romantic relationships.
There was a rumor that one of the girls was dating a boy (aka the luckiest man in the universe) and then they broke up. They say that they both have very different tastes in everything so I assume that means lovers as well. Maybe one is into chicks and the other is into guys? That’s how it goes in the fantasy in my head anyway. I can’t wait to creepily obsess over their television show and think up more compromising positions to put the girls in.
