I’ve discovered that’s it’s really hard to take pictures of your own tits. No matter what you do extending your arms far enough to get a good titty pic distorts the shape of your boobs and if you try to take a one handed shot one of your tits ends up looking weird compared to the other. I really need to learn how to use my tripod and the timer on my camera, but until that happens you’ll have to be content with the pictures I’ve got for you today (FYI most of them were taken upside down, deal with it. I’m not a professional photographer, just an exhibitionist with a pair of tits).
Before you jump straight to the image gallery, it might interest you to know I took these pics while lying on my couch and playing Facebook Scrabble with my ex. He would take forever when it was his turn, I got bored and decided to torture him a little with the bounty of flesh he used to be able to suck and nibble on to his heart’s content. It’s cool, we’re friends now. I just like teasing him a little sometimes. It’s nice to know I can still give him a hard on.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s talk about nipples! We all know that tits and vulvas come in different shapes and sizes; there’s something out there for all our unique taste and pleasure, and the same is true of nipples. You have small permanently erect nips, big round flat nips, really long nips, etc, etc. There are even puffy nipple; a fact I was unaware off until I was introduced to pornstar Faye Reagan:
See, puffy!
For a long time I didn’t really like my nipples. I found them too big and I hated the way they would flatten out when I wasn’t aroused. The only time I liked them was when they were hard as rock. I’ve gotten over it, although I still prefer them when they are at least semi-erect (like in the picture below), and learned to love my nipples. How could I dislike them when they give me so much pleasure!
What kind of nipples do you guys prefer? Leave a comment telling me what you like about nips. Remember the more comments you guys leave on my posts the more I’ll be tempted to share nudy pics of myself (I’ll try taking better pictures next time).
P.S. What’s the deal with dudes and their nipples? Reading Cosmo sex advice leads me to believe you guys like having your nipples played with, but personal experience has lead me to believe otherwise…
Click on images below for larger versions of my Peeperz:










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