“Lindsay Lohan’s pornstar co-star…” that’s how every media story about James Deen starts these days. It’s no wonder, especially since the pair are starring in Bret Easton Ellis’ new controversial flick: The Canyons. Still, I think that sentence should be the other way around; Lindsay Lohan’s star is shinning brighter because of her association with James Deen.
He’s only the most popular and beloved male pornstar of all time!
I won’t try to hide it; I like the guy. He’s just sooo cute, funny, non-threatening, and just the right amount of cocky (pun intended). He’s that guy you would totally take home from the bar. Sure, he’s ravage you, but with his pants on his presentable enough to meet the parents, or at least be your date to your third cousins wedding, you know, to avoid questions about your single status and relieve some of the boredom and tension family gatherings always create.
James Deen is also pro safe-sex, which is hella cool in my book. I mean STIs are bad enough, but at least you can get rid of chlamydia with a good dose of antibiotics, while kids last a life time. What a pain in the ass? Unless you have an abortion, which let’s face it, is also one hell of a pain in the
Condoms; to be or not to be? It’s your choice, but as Deen shows you so well in this PSA produced by Brazzers the direction your life takes hangs in the balance. It’s all so clear, use a condom and end-up happily engaged or don’t use one and end-up at the morgue. It’s so much easier when life doesn’t offer any gray areas. *cough* *sarcasm* *cough*
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I follow James Deen on Twitter, but he doesn’t follow me @misslolabyrd.