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Yep, It’s already that time. The time to make someone’s public marriage woes just a little bit worse. We knew it couldn’t be too long until a Jesse James and Sandra Bullock parody reared its porny head. Hustler is on the move, set to begin filming their version of the scandal on Monday. TMZ.com obtained a copy of the script which features Jesse (played by Marty Romano), Sandra (played by Taryn Thomas) Michelle McGee (played by Alexis Grace) and Brigitte Daguerre all making appearances. Even Jesse’s dog Cinnamon (played by dog Crisco) will be there to cheer him on.
Hustler must not have been listening to Dana DeArmond because we think she would have made a perfect anal and cum loving Sandra Bullock. While ‘Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jess James’ is an all star cast, we would have played it a little differently. Dana DeArmond to play Sandra Bullock. Evan Stone to play Jesse James and Angelina Valentine to play Michelle. But hey, that’s just us.
We don’t want to give too much away but the script contains such literary diamonds as:
BOMBSHELL
I’m a big-boob trashy ho
too Jesse. Remember your
two-day posting fit about
my biker tattoo layout.JESSE
Let’s get you on the
bench and test your
frame!
We can’t wait to see it.
Dana DeArmond as Sandra Bullock
Evan Stone as Jesse James
Angelina Valentine as Michelle McGee
