Jordan’s Sex Diary #3 – Horny Hibernation

by Jordan on January 20, 2012

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I haven’t left my house in three days because of all the snow. The last time I was out was Friday night, to my friend’s show down the street. He plays in a really shitty band and was playing a showcase with a bunch of other shitty bands. There were exactly four cute guys in the entire bar. First one already had a girl hanging off him, second one was wearing a bowtie, third was so wasted he didn’t know where he was. Which left guy #4.

He bought me a beer and we talked a bit, but I couldn’t really get into it. He was all energetic and bouncing around. I told him I lived down the block but he didn’t get it, just kept talking.

So I congratulated my friend’s shitty band and went home alone. I’ve been holed up in here for days, watching porn, reading my twitter feed, jerking off twice a day. I’ve been masturbating so much I’ve had to resort to fantasies about my ex-boyfriend. It feels wrong and stupid and dirty of me, but I think that’s why it’s working. He was an asshole but, like most assholes, he was good at pulling my hair when we fucked.

I’m so lazy and so horny. It’s like my body is trying to hibernate but is also too horny to just sleep. It’s like it knows there’s cock out there for the taking and won’t let me be satisfied with daily self-poundings with my fav dildo. I need to get laid again ASAP.

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  • Godswarrior

    First off if you write a tell all book I want the first copy signed by you. Cool? Great. Now honestly, I think you should start a cam for nights just like this. That way whenever you get in the mood you can at least have the company of the many many men who want to see you get very very wicked.
    As head adviser in your Peeperz court I strongly advise this. ;-)

  • Nd

    Bow ties ARE cool! :)

    • Lola Byrd

      Agreed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SirGravy Mike SirGravy G

    That guy in the bar is an idiot, but how could he have known what he passed up?…some guys never learn :/

  • Lola Byrd

    I’m assuming that’s you in the header pic, Jordan. Let me be a girl for a moment and say I really like your panties, thigh high stockings. Although, for some reason, I did not picture you with blond hair.

    • http://twitter.com/AlphaHarlot Alpha Harlot

      I came over to this blog from the xtube forum *Just* to tell Jordan I loved those panties. :)

    • aznAtlas

      This is going to be a stupid question but don’t all the ‘employees’ of Peeperz know each other or at least have been introduced and talk to one another like regular co-workers and such?

      • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub Chick

        Define “talk to one another like regular co-workers”… because Bucky says some fucked up things and maybe it’s just me but I didn’t think that was regular.

    • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub Chick

      thanks bebe

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/U7JKBMPWTIFREEDDEJGQ2ZIE6A Kev G

    Too bad you haven’t had any.  Most guys have the wicked thoughts, but  just need that slap to the forehead to get in gear.  I’d probably been that #2 guy, just without the tie.  That or the complementing guy as I was helping out the bar so  you and the others get sloshed enough to not need that  smack to the forehead  to get busy.

  • Jake R.

    I’ve gone on plenty of jerkin benders being holed up in the house for a while because of the weather.Sometimes it’s hard to find a dirty WICKED hole to put one in.Oh well,back to floggin the dolphin some more.  :)

  • zach net

    wicked panties!

  • Mccormick_50

    What a wicked blog and i’ll certainly come over and help you out if your still bored Jordan

  • Anonymous

    Wicked hot stockings and heels

  • SomeOne

    really nice panties as a man these things makeing me horny as hell

  • Jessegriffin76

    Jordan I feel you, I am single, have been for four years and I jack off about two times a day, I am visual so I have to see women butt naked, it is pretty Wicked but it sucks being alone, I am always a horny mess, anyway your not alone in this battle!

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