Khloe & Kylie Kardashner Setting The Standard For “Real” Sex Dolls

by Lola Byrd on June 2, 2017

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Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner teamed up on Instagram to promote makeup, I think. They might also be promoting their new satanic coven. Not sure. Either way, I can’t even tell if they’re real anymore. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, real women are looking more and more like sex dolls and sex dolls are looking more and more like real women.

What has the Blue Fairy been up to?

Take this picture for example:

Wowza!

Is that a long lost Kardashian sister or is it a doll for you to put your penis in? It’s a doll, I swear. It’s getting pretty hard to tell the difference, but I’m telling you that’s a doll.

Are you worried that real sex dolls are going to rise up and secretly infiltrate the human population? You should be, but here’s what you do. If you’re ever in a club and you encounter a Khloe Kardashian or a Kylie Jenner type and the two of you hit it off and end up getting jiggy with it in an alley that smells like piss, the only way you can tell if you’re with a real woman or a real sex doll is after the deed is done.

You see, real woman have functioning girl parts that are self-cleaning, while real sex dolls require a cleaning after use. Seriously, have you ever jizzed into a Fleshlight and not immediately cleaned it afterwards? Oh boy, I don’t think I have to tell you that it turns into one big stinky mess. You gotta take that Fleshlight to the bathroom right away and give it a good thorough cleaning and the same goes for real sex dolls.

It’s the only way to tell real women and real sex dolls apart these days. Fact.

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

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  • Cody111811

    I can’t take too much more of the Lard-ass-hians. They bug me.

  • The Kardashians I think are getting to the point where they might have as much plastic and silicone in them that sex dolls have. I wouldn’t have even known that was Khloe Kardashian if you hadn’t said so.

    • It’s getting harder and harder to tell them apart.

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