Kim Kardashian’s Dress Isn’t Big Enough

by Joy Topaz on September 2, 2010

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It’s a slow news day. The most exciting thing that is happening is watching Kim Kardashian trying to get out of her car without flashing her panties or having her boobs fall out. She’s one for two. But since we usually only have upskirt shots first thing in the morning after a night of celebrity boozing, this is a welcome change.

More women should take fashion advice from Kim. Tiny dress that looks like the straps could break, at any second, enough laces to keep us hoping that something may catch and the seams so stretched that at any second they may burst and let all the ass and boob goodness come tumbling out.

That is how all women should dress. It would make this world a much better place.

  • Asassin

    Her late father must be so proud sitting next to Satan saying; “That’s my girl!”

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