Kristen Bell Sex Scenes In “The Lifeguard”

by Lola Byrd on September 18, 2013

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What’s not to love about Kristen Bell?!

She goes out with funny man Dax Shepard (they refuse to get married until gay couples have the same rights), she bursts into tears at the mention of baby sloths (if you haven’t watched that video yet, you FAIL the Internet), she’s super-duper cute, she kicks ass in House of Lies, and she was the one and only Veronica Mars (and will be again thanks to crowdsourcing).

These days, she’s starring in the little movie that could: The Lifeguard.

The Lifeguard is an indie flick about a thirty something year-old going through an existential crisis (aren’t we all?). The fucked-up thirty year-old, played by Bell, moves back home and gets a job as a lifeguard for the summer at the local public pool. I’m assuming this is where she meets the teenager she has an affair with in the movie.

If you Google “Kristen Bell” and “The Lifeguard” you get a shitload of article about all the sex in the movie. Was Bell comfortable with all the sex scenes? Was the filming awkward? Was the choreography complicated? And on and on and on.

I read one interesting tid-bit where Bell, when they weren’t even filming, took David Lambert’s hands (that’s the guy who plays her teenage lover) and put them all over her tits, telling him to get comfortable and do what he wanted, because she wasn’t shy…. ya know, just to break the ice.

There’s a video compilation of all the sex scenes making the rounds on the Internet, but I wasn’t able to get it for Peeperz. I was however able to put my hands on some screen grabs. You can’t tell from these pics, but apparently there’s anal in the flick. If you look closely at the last few pics in the photo gallery, the ones where Bell is lying on her stomach on a filthy mattress… that would be, according to rumour, the anal scene.

I say according to rumor, because I have no idea if I can trust the judgment of the person who reported that tid-bit of information.

I don’t trust a lot of people when it comes to anal, because I think a high percentage of the population think that any sexual position where the man is entering from behind the woman is anal, as opposed to P in V sex  doggie style. I’m not kidding, I was talking to one of my friends about sex, and I don’t remember how it came up, but I suggested a doggie variation for her and her boyfriend and her response was something along the lines of “Ewww, I don’t do anal.”

At that moment, I lost faith in human kind.

Kristen Bell in The Lifeguard restores some of it.

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Via forums.superiorpics.com by @misslolabyrd

  • AkariK

    I did see that sloth scene. Ellen does some pretty cool stuff… She scared the crap out of Halle Berry one time with a guy in a spider suit too.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yeah, I saw the spider clip on Youtube.

  • Robonino123

    Kristen Bell is one of those girls who I have never found to be that attractive while everyone else seems to be crazy about her. Yay I’m different!

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I was kind of obsessed with the TV show Veronica Mars back in the day.. that has a lot to do with it.

  • Chinaclipper

    FYI, the word is tid-bit, or tit-bit not tid-bid.

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