Kylie Jenner Poses For Uncle Terry And The World Implodes

by Lola Byrd on December 14, 2016

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Some people have too much money. Kylie Jenner has 80.9m followers on Instagram, that’s an insane amount of influence and reach. She’s not even a child star, she’s a reality TV child star who is still a child and people go nuts for her. The older she gets the more she looks like a blowup sex dolls (while sex dolls are looking more and more human) and it kind of freaks me out.

At the same time, I really like her waist to hip ratio and her underboob is pretty noice.

Kylie’s latest trick is a calendar. Yup, a calendar, because people still buy those instead of getting them for free at the drug store. I say that, but this baby is probably going to sell like hotcakes. Kylie’s 2017 calendar was done in collaboration with Terry Richardson and by “in collaboration” I mean momma Kris probably paid him a hefty fee to eye fuck her youngest.

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That t-shirt caption is not lying! That exactly what everyone is lining up to do.

And I’m in this bitch
With a hundred dollar bill, y’all
About to spend this bitch
I’m in this bitch
I got a hundred dollar bill, y’all
About to spend this bitch
I’m in this bitch
Who got a hundred dollar bill, y’all?
About to spend this bitch
I’m in this bitch
I got a hundred dollar bill, y’all
About to spend this bitch.

Terry Richardson is gross, but I can see his appeal. He’s taken some noice pictures in the past, but this set is kind of disappointing. I don’t know how much control he had, but the whole things is pretty disappointing aesthetically. I kind of like the snake picture and the kitty scratch picture and that’s about it. The candy cane picture just makes me sad.

If you want to see a behinds the scene look at this photoshoot check out Kylie’s app. Yes, she has an app.

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Via drunkenstepfather.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

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