People are jerks. It’s true. I’m taking a stand here and it’s time everyone knew that people can be real assholes sometimes. I’ve had a few run-ins, I know what I’m talking about. There’s the time I was checking my email on a school computer during Thanksgiving weekend (meaning the place was deserted) and I heard the all too familiar fap-fap-fap sound coming from behind me. Yup, there was a guy standing right behind me with his pants around his ankles and his dick in his hand.
Oh, and let’s not forget the time someone stole my panties out of my apartment building’s dryer. And not just any panties either; they took their time sifting through all my clothes to pick the nicest ones. The culprit apparently had a fetish for lace and polka-dots. Having your underwear stolen is bad enough, but did they have to take the fancy ones?! Those things are damn expensive.
At least I’ve never had my laptop stolen or hacked. That would be a nightmare. There’s so much filth on the thing, I would probably be arrested. Okay, maybe not arrested, but there’s probably a few things on there that would potentially interest a blackmailer, which brings us back to: people are jerks!
A woman living in Dover, New Hampshire, had her house burglarized. The thief wasn’t interest in jewels or home entertainment systems, he was after one thing. Well, two things actually: the woman’s panties and her laptop.
Unfortunately, the victim of this horrendous crime is just as filthy as me and her Macbook Pro was filled to the hilt with naked pictures of herself and several sexual partner. As if loosing all her underwear and her laptop wasn’t bad enough, she started getting emails from the thief requesting more hot pictures. “What if I told you I have ‘pics’ of you?” one asked. “Like a lot. Would you send me more?” the thief said. Adding in a subsequent email that the victim was “crazy hot.”
In an attempt to uncover the identity of the thief, and on the advice of the police, the victim engaged the creep in conversation. The guy on the other end of the emails never admitted to burglarizing her home; he claimed that some rando on Craigslist sent him the pics. The thief and would-be blackmailer said he would tell her who had sent him the pictures if she agreed to send him more. His demands were pretty specific. “Sneak in to a ladies’ room somewhere really quick and snap some hot sexy photos for me. Or better—some videos. Get loud for me.”
Trying to figure out the guy’s end game, and in an effort to keep him talking, the victim emailed him a picture of her face and her stomach, as well as the following message: “You know I thought more about it and I’m a little concerned about who else you may be sending these photos to,” she wrote. “I still don’t even understand how you have them to begin with and if they get out it’ll ruin my reputation. I’m trying to start a new life and this would absolutely fuck everything up I’m trying to accomplish.”
Now, this is the part in the story where the creep gets pissed and starts to threaten her. The stalker replied: “Alright be like that then, see what i do with these . . . think im a sick bastard? then im going to act like one. familiar with doxing? look it up, have fun!… definition of DOXING leaking Personal information about people on the Internet, often including real name, known aliases, email addresses, general location, pictures…”
To get his point across he then mentioned the name of her kid, her home address and threatened to send her sexy pis to her boss, her ex-husband, and her current boyfriend. *Cough* Asshole *Cough*
Meanwhile, the Secret Service was working behind the scenes and discovered where the emails were being sent from. Get this. Someone in the Navy was sending her these emails. Get this. She knew the guy. It was the husband of one of her lady friends.
Knock, knock, John Bryan Villegas, it’s the Secret Service and NCIS at your door ready to bust your ass for sextortion. Oh, and by the way you could spend up to seven years in jail and have to pay $500,000 in restitution. Too bad you can’t afford a good lawyer and you have to settle for a federally appointed defender. Being a creepy jerk sure doesn’t pay these days.
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