I spent too much time scrolling through Instagram in bed. Now my neck and my left shoulder are completely fucked. I. Can’t. Move. The pain. Someone come over and do meanial tasks for me… Like feed and bathe me.
Alysha Nett is purdy, but damn that looks uncomfortable in the buttcrack region.
Chloë Holmes is cool glasses.
Real quick just wanna take a break from online (lazy-person) x mas shopping to call bullshit on this ad for a breast-pump bra cuz this lady definitely did not recently birth a child who requires breastmilk to be pumped. Also want to give a quick cyber hug to this model who had to pretend to have recently birthed a milk-fed baby-child when she clearly has spent the last year lifting tiny weights and meditating. (Side note: why does Amazon insert breast-pump ads into every single goddamn search I make? I’m no longer in the market for more pump supplies Amazon! Shut it down!) PS. I own this bra and it’s awesome.
Olivia Wilde is hilarious. Who knew?
Blac Chyna is damn.
Lais Ribeiro is a goddess.
Karlee Grey is wet.
Raylin Joy is just too damn cool.
Elsa Hosk is looking happy.
Elsa Jean is taking a bath with her pug!
Stefanio Ferrario is raw sexuality.
Angelina Boyko is boing boing.
I can’t stop watching this vid from Femme As Fuck.
Kayslee Collins is top 5.
Kendra Lust has the best elf on the shelf.
Shot while performing on stage at the fabulous @teaseifyouplease ! @teaseifyouplease and I are pleased to be ringing in 2017 at the downtown @thestandard !!!🍾 We will be performing a special burlesque show at the @thestandard which will also have a rooftop party featuring @breakbot to dance the night away! Burlesque performances also by @_missmiranda @missdonnahood @missashleyhayward and host @cubanmissilecrisis 🎩 Tickets are on sale now and selling out! Click the banner under the ticketing section of our website for more information! www.teaseifyouplease.com🌹
Miss Mosh is the blonde Dita Von Teese.
Teagan Presley has the best Christmas card.
Kayden Kross is best friend goals. READ THE CAPTION.
Ashe Maree is working it.
Playboy is bringing it.
AJ Applegate has the best floor workout.
Abigayle Rockette is oh boy, can’t wait to see the rest of this shoot.
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