I’m feeling horny. Time to hit the gym? I’m becoming addicted to masturbating in the hot tub at the gym. It’s a problem. But those water jets are just so damn effective.
I might as well get on the Bella Thorne train.
I don’t want to be left out.
Amy Hood never ceases to amaze me.
Gina Valentina is matching with what’s her name.
Karla Kush is so damn pretty.
Dani Daniels gets crappy fan mail.
Adriana Chechik won Female Performer of the Year.
Elsa Jean looked oh so pretty on the AVN red carpet.
Cherie Deville looking awesome in old Hollywood glam.
Karlee Grey is wearing the best outfit.
Paula Bulczynska has the most beautiful eyes.
Lilith is making me happy with Trump faux-pasties.
Vanessa Veracruz & Abigail Mac are babes.
Charlotte Stokely looking fresh.
Tina Louise has an amazing ass as usual.
Kendra Lust has the most amazing back/ass profile I’ve ever seen.
Joanna Angel looks amazing in latex. I mean, she makes that thing look comfortable, that in itself is a minor miracle.
Samii Ryan is nipply.
I need to watch more Eva Lovia.
Keisha Grey is fast becoming my favorite.
What does it say about me that I look at this picture of Asa Akira and my first thought is that I hope to hell someone washed that statue?!
Abigayle Rockette is a must follow on Instagram.
Johnny Sins & Kissa Sins are awwwww!
Ingrid Mouth is handy with a carrot.
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