I joined a gym, not because I’m trying to loose weight after the Holidays (I hate that), but rather, because it’s cold as all hell and they have a steam room, a hot tub, and a heated pool. I figured it would be cheaper to pay the gym membership than to pay my hot water bill.
I mention this, because like the horndog that I am I masturbated in the hot tub. Sure it’s a public place, but there was no one else there and I was discret about it. Okay, you got me, the dude at the front desk has a couple TVs where he can keep an eye on what’s happening in the hot tub/pool area, but it’s not like that’s the only thing he has to do, so what are the chances he was watching at the precise moment I was having an orgasm?
I need better self-control.
Karley Sciortino needs less self-control.
Noah Bensi is the sexiest senior citizen.
If you insist, Chanel Preston.
Ana Foxxx is a stone cold fox, as usual.
Post DJing/time for sweatpants and joints selfie 😹 I had so much fun playing some tunes for @fiercedad’s Birthday party at @thelashsocial!! Thank you so much to everyone who came out to celebrate with us! Had some tech issues at the beginning but that’s show biz! Everything worked out in the end though 😝 Hope you liked the sneak peek of the next song that I’m releasing!! #wetdreams 😈
Raylin Joy is the cutest.
☀️ bring on summer17 so I can wear my @aerie swim.. headed back to NY tonight ❄️☃️ tryna reminisce my last trip to LA shooting the spring17 #AerieReal campaign #iskralawrence #everyBODYisbeautiful i can’t believe I have to always do this disclaimer but just know I do NOT take myself serious I’m messin around okayyyyy 😂 #ijustwannaturnup
I couldn’t pick just one…
Iskra Lawrence has the best hips.
Frances Bean Cobain is my soul BFF.
Eva Lovia knows how to make time pass faster.
Charlotte Mckee can make me a cup of tea anytime she damn well pleases.
Rosie Roff is dayum.
Allie Silva is making me crazy for big curly hair.
Ariana Marie looks good in all black.
Amarna Miller is gorgeous. I feel like I’ve been posting to much Amarna Miller lately, but I couldn’t help myself after seeing this picture.
Holy fucking shit Elizabeth Ostrander, holy fucking shit.
Phoenix Skye is yup. Same.
Ashley Smith has been killing it on Instagram lately.
I kept hoping Sahara Ray was going to dump that water all over myself, but I wasn’t so lucky.
Cacia posts the best tummy pictures.
Kamnara Klein is a redhead you should be following.
I don’t know who this is, but it turns me on for some reason.
Jenna Sativa has the best pussy.
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