Jon Hamm is one suave motherfraker (sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Battlestar Galactica on Netflix). Have you seen Mad Men? Everyone either wants to be Don Draper of fuck the living daylights out of him. If that killer hair cut and boss suits weren’t enough to bring you over to dark side, these pictures of Jon Hamm strutting down the street with his junk swinging free inside his slacks are bound to do the job.
I haven’t been this impressed with a cock bulge since my trip to Cancun in sixth grade when the sheer size of my snorkeling instructor’s flaccid penis almost scared me away from cock for the rest of my life (or rather until I made it to ninth grade).
Clearly, I’m not a dude, so I have no idea what you guys go through every morning when you pull on your pants and decide how to place your junk. I’m assuming it’s a natural thoughtless process similar to the way I adjust my tits when I strap on a bra, but to have to deal with all that junk bunched up in your pants has to be a kind of hell that’s on a whole other level.
Then again, at least boxers (or briefs?) don’t come with under-wires. Still, after seeing these pictures of Jon Hamm’s pant package I have a new found understanding for dudes who like to wear their jeans below their ass. Sometimes you just have to give those boys room to breath.
I would think that when you’ve got that much meat between your legs briefs would be the way to go, you know, for the support. Having your dick and your balls squished inside your pant leg can’t be comfortable. Ah, the choices men have the make: “Do I go commando today to avoid those unsightly boxer lines and run the risk of showing my moose knuckle or do I bite the bullet and slip on a pair of boxers that will ride up my ass all day?” Do boxers even ride up asses? I have so much to learn, if only Jon Hamm would accept my Facebook friend request.
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