SubscribeIf you read our nightly Masturbation Roll, where we round up the best stories on the best sites on the entire internet, you may have noticed we linked to a news flash that Lindsay Lohan was spotted going home with former lesbian lover Samantha Ronsen, and this was followed by Ronson tweeting the following morning that LiLo was laying in bed with her. I can’t blame Lilo for going back to SamRo instead of finally coming to me..just by looking at Samantha I can tell her dick is bigger than mine.
But being the flirtatious minx she is, she’s out there wondering around, looking hot without a bra in see-through tops to show me her titties. She must be doing it send me a sign - it’s her way of telling me this whole lezbot thing is just temporary and she’s warming up to having my cock between those two huge breasts of hers, she’s probably out stealing me an engagement ring as I write this. She just wants to give me time to send back my newest Latvian mail order bride (they come with a money back guarantee). Now with great pleasure look at the future Mrs. Beall’s knockers:
Pic courtesy of DrunkenStepfather.com
