I had a gig reviewing sex toys for a while, which meant I got a lot of free sexy swag. It was amazing; free sex toys were the best part of that job. I don’t know why I stopped doing it. I guess there’s only so many things you can write about them: “It felt good, it made me cum, blah, blah, blah….” Still, I kind of miss getting all the free stuff.
There’s nothing better than the anticipation of getting a package in the mail, especially when the contents of that package can give you multiple orgasms.
If you guys have read Jordan’s latest sex diary, you know that one of her Twitter fans sent her a sex toy and if you’ve read the comments to “Amour” Adut TV – Best Porn Ad Spots Ever! you’re aware that a fan of my own who goes by the Peeperz handle Zach Net was inspired by Jordan’s benefactor and decided to send me a sex toy. It’s probably not even in the mail yet, but I’m already feeling that sweet anticipation. Plus I have reviews of some sex furniture coming soon.
If any of you guys feel similarly inspired, I’d love to try the Pure Wand, the Cone, the Eroscillator, and the Sqweel. I’ll tell you what I told Zach Net, if you send me something I’ll take a picture of me using it and post it on Peeperz.
In the meantime, here are the sex toys I have left over from my reviewer days. FYI, these aren’t website product, these are the real deal. They have been in my pussy and have given me multiple orgasms.
1. Rechargeable Jack Rabbit
This is the one I use when I want a good pounding. I’ll slide it inside of me, get on my knees, spread my thighs, and use my mattress to hold it upright with the weight of my body and just go buck wild.
The Delight is a G-Spot vibe, hence the curve, but it also has a little vibrating nub for your clit. I really wanted this baby, it was rather expensive though, so I was hella happy when I was able to get free in exchange for a review. Unfortunately, I kind of broke it. It’s rechargeable you see, and I left it uncharged for too long, so now it won’t charge. I should just throw it out, but I can’t bring myself to do it.
3. Colt Waterproof Power Anal-T
My first official sex toy. The texture is so silky smooth it’s insane. It comes with a handy remote too. Always a good thing.
4. Juno Kegel Exerciser
This isn’t so much a sex toy as a barbel for your pussy. You slide this little beauty inside your pussy and squeeze… gradually increasing the weight until you have the kind of cunt that can make a guy cum with just one long squeeze.
This toy is for couple play. One end goes inside of you to stimulate your g-spot while the other rests comfortably against your clit. The idea is that you can fuck your beau while wearing it. It actually feels hell good without the added benefit of a cock, so that’s an added bonus.
6. Mighty Aphrodite
The is a cheaper version of the almighty Hitachi Wand (which I would also like to try), except you can choose between three textures for the head, and the flip side gets warm as you use it. On purpose. I mean, it’s made to get warm and heat your little pussy up while it vibrates. This thing is mighty powerful too.
7. Evolved Fusion Companion
8. Colt Silver Bullet
This is my go to vibe; the one I use the most. I’m a clitoral gal and this little bullet is so powerful, it works every time, multiple times. The only bummer is that the battery cover always slips off if I don’t hold it in my hand while bringing myself to earth shattering orgasm.
Bullet G-Spot Vibe
This is a cheap g-spot vibe. It doesn’t look like much, but it works. I like to use in tandem with the silver bullet when I want the added benefit of penetration. The two combined together give me some of the best orgasms, and it’s usually the combination that is most likely going to make me squirt.