A few years ago Madonna did a back stage photoshoot and the photographer snapped a couple getting-dressed-boobie pics that were never released – till now. And though she’s obviously an older woman and this is evident in the pictures I will admit everything that is not a wrinkle is incredibly toned. Props, Madonna, props.
Of course she stays relatively young looking by having all the blood in her body drained out by a private doctor and replaced with the a mix of the donated blood of 17 year old virgins, powdered gold flecks, and ground up newborn’s foreskins (haven’t you always been curious what happens to those foreskins after circumcisions, now you know). I realize this sounds crazy but I heard it from a friend of a friend who works with her soundman on her tours, as an industry insider I have these upper level contacts.
Hit up the photos below and now I’m not even going to write all the predictable stuff you’re waiting for, you know jokes about gilfs, seniors, cougars, and grandmas. Yes, I’m taking the high road in posting up this old lady’s ancient bomboostas on our porno blog with no such crass comments.
Click on the thumbnails for the full sized versions of the breast-y goodness: