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Madonna and her 14 year-old teen daughter Lourdes hit the Vanity Fair Oscar Party but little Lourdes spent the night wishing she had a less embarrassing date. Her ancient mom (Madonna just turned 84) was wearing some lace over her geriatric ass and kept showing it off to the Gilf loving paparazzi.
The poor teenybopper was heard yelling to her mom “Mum, do you have to?” and ‘But you tell me to behave like a grown-up!” Though I have to admit that her old ass looks pretty good, my industry sources tell he she injects it daily with the blood of African infants to keep it firm, apparently that’s the only thing that works.
