A Baltimore woman had a shitty day when she came home to find her house had been broken into and robbed of a gold necklace, gold bracelet, and cash. Then her day went from shitty to a little weird when she noticed her pair of sexy red thong panties were also missing. Yes, the thief had also grabbed her sexy undies. Not that weird I guess, if I was robbing a hot ladies home I’d take a moment to steal her thong and probably lick her dildo while grabbing the actual goods like the jewelry and electronics. It was the day after the break-and-enter when things started getting really strange.
The unnamed women started getting text messages composed of taunting notes and pictures of her stolen thong. Yes this master-mind super-criminal was sending the victim pics of her own stolen panties for his own evil enjoyment. This continued for days until the woman hatched a plan to catch the panty robber, she texted him back and asked if she could meet him to get her thong back and amazingly he agreed.
The thong-bandit showed up at the meeting place they set up and the police were there, of course, to arrest him on the spot. No word about the panties returning to their rightful owner, or if she even wants them back after what they’ve probably been used for.