As a man I know a one night stand is going to end in a finish, but as a gentleman I try to make sure it’s a mutual experience. I’m a fairly young, athletic man and while cuddly and chubby I have ample cardiovascular fitness. When push comes to shove, I’m willing to power through as long as it takes so that everyone leaves satisfied. As one German man found out, however, this isn’t always possible.
Munich Police found a man screaming for help from a balcony of a 47-year-old woman’s apartment. The two had hooked up earlier in the night and she brought him back to her place for some casual sex – that’s when things went awry.
After having sex several times, the woman demanded more. The man, 43, was exhausted and refused. Unsatisfied, the woman kept demanding more sex and prevented the man from leaving her apartment. He manned the fuck up and complied with her requests so that she would allow him to leave, but again she demanded more sex.
It was at this point the man took to the balcony to scream for help. Police rescued the man, and his penis. The woman may be facing charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint, but as of the writing of this article the man has yet to press charges.
Personally I’ve never encountered an insatiable cougar, so I don’t know how I would have handled this. I have, however, been in situations where I’ve been drained physically and had to push beyond my breaking point. If this were me; once my gas tank was empty I probably would have triggered a reflex and accidentally transitioned for some kind of choke.