Micaela Shaefer’s claims to fame are: appearing on America’s Next Top Model and Big Brother; two TV shoes that pretty much predict the downfall of society as we know it. Putting the approaching apocalypse aside for a moment this chick is pretty famous in Germany and she REALLY likes her soccer.
Now, that’s how you support your favorite soccer team! There’s really no other way to show your patriotism for the home team then painting your boobs like soccer balls and wearing the German flag as a sequined merkin.
Thank the God I don’t believe in, this chick isn’t an attention whore or anything, you wouldn’t want to turn sport fanaticism into something vulgar, would you?
Kidding, although I don’t like sports I am a fan of vulgar, so I’m pretty much sold on this whole idea. As long as her crotch doesn’t catch fire, because that would be breaking the law. You know, the whole flag burning thing. I just spent 20 minutes googling the meaning of a sideways flag, but apparently that’s A-Okay with everyone, so Miss Schaefer is in the clear on that count.