Here’s Miley Cyrus with a hard nipple, no bra, and a see-through shirt. She’s 18 now everybody, it’s alright to stare. You know, she still hasn’t said no to Pornhub’s offer for her own channel. And not saying no basically means yes, I learned this from sleeping with my Latvian mail order bride who doesn’t speak English and doesn’t know the word “no” yet.
Miley, I can’t wait to be your coworker. I’m saving the seat next to me for you!
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