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Once you go black you never go back. Oh boy, I feel racist just writing that. Hey, even if it’s positive it still feels wrong to say, especially since I’m white as a lily. Wait? Was that racist too? Whatever, you guys don’t care. What you care about is looking at a dirty Miley Cyrus lick big black dick… even if it is just in the form of a cake; a cake made for her boyfriends birthday party by the way.
In case you guys didn’t know, licking dick cake is the first step to starring in your very own sex tape. So watch out Miley Cyrus fans, you’ll soon be watching her gag on some random dudes schlong before long.
And you know what, sex tapes are a gateway to amateur porn, and you know what, amateur porn is a gateway to hardcore porn. I’m no Miley Cyrus fan, of her music or of her face, but I would pay to see her shallow some chicks pee. Now, that would rock.
I still don’t understand why people like her, I can’t discern anything remotely appealing about her. Seriously, why are people like her famous? Ahhh, maybe because idiots like me keep writing about her. Damn, I’m part of the problem. I’ve betrayed my gender. I’m on some feminist shit list for sure. Whatever, at least I can sleep at night, because I’m nothing like Miley Cyrus. Although, come to think of it she is filthy rich. Ok, now I’m sad. Don’t mind me I’m just gonna go rub one out an contemplate suicide while I cry myself to sleep.
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