Don’t hate me. I know a lot of you have strong anti-Miley feelings and I tried to restrain myself, but sometimes I just have to give in to my Miley obsession. I think one of the reasons why I love her so much is because she inspires so much dislike. You can’t really call a multi-millionaire (multi-billionaire?) an underdog, but that’s the sort of feeling she elicits in me and I’m a sucker for an underdog. What can I say, I’m contrary that way.
My ex-therapist says so and he was clearly on to something or I wouldn’t have stopped seeing him. What can I say, I’m contrary that way.
I like Miley (something I’d be afraid to admit if I was insecure about how cool I am). She has talent and dropping her Hannah Montana persona was the best thing she ever did for her career as an adult. Now she has that Mick Jagger rock star swagger and I think it’s hot.
Thing is, I probably wouldn’t have stopped long enough to pay attention if the Internet hadn’t gone all crazy on the poor girl and started slut shamming her to no end. In this case, it’s the haters that have made me stop and listen and… err… look… at Miley Cyrus.
If you bother reading the comments on youtube (don’t, they’re the worst) you’ll read a bunch of fake ass concern about Miley and her self-respect and how putting clothes on is directly linked to said self-respect and taking it off is linked to daddy issues. One lady, may God forgive her, thinks Miley just wants to be a slut and the she might as well be a pornstar. And apparently, that’s very sad.
What’s sad is all the small-minded sexually repressed folks who have an Internet connection. I’m not saying they should all be put to death or anything, but they should be relocated to a place where WiFi sucks. They can have that part of America. They can even fence it off if they want. They can even live under the delusion that the fence is there to keep us out, not keep them in.
Without all them haters and the vile, putrid, vitriol they are constantly spewing out, she’d have one less fan. How do you like them apples?
I like them just as much as I like Miley’s tiny perky tits. And I like them a lot. Mick Jagger would be so lucky. So ya, there you have it. Miley slips her nips three times in a photoshoot for YOU Magazine, which, if you’re keeping score, is the best view of her nips we’ve had so far.
Annnnd, Miley is writhing around in bed wearing some nude lingerie in her latest video “Adore You.” It’s a pretty good tune actually. And I really like the sneaky shot of her fingers dipping into her panties at the 2:17 mark. Noice.
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