Miley Cyrus Nude & Covered In Silver Body Paint

by Lola Byrd on November 18, 2013

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Miley Cyrus is an alien. A naked, silver, covered in glittery, alien. It would explain a lot. Actually, I’m not really sure about the alien part, but that would seem like the most likely explanation for Miley’s latest music video costume, or lack thereof.

According to what I can deduce from the visuals in Mike Will Made It’s space themed jam, Future (the rapper, not like the future) and Mr. Hudson are astronauts, right, and when they’re on some far distant planet they come across the unconscious body of what appears to be an alien in a space suit.

Obviously, the alien is played by Miley. And obviously she’s naked. And obviously you can tell that she’s an alien, because she’s covered in enough silver body paint to turn David Bowie and Ke$ha’s love child off of glitter forever. And that kid would have glitter hardwired into his system.

Anyway, so the astronauts take Miley’s unconscious body into their space lab, where they take her clothes off and put her on a lab table-thing-a-ma-jig. Now, somehow, through the very minimal contact that Future and Miley have had, the star crossed lovers fall in love and express said love through a let’s-not-mix-our-pathogens-plate-glass-window.

It’s all very moving, and shinny. Really shiny.

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Via celebbuzz.com by @misslolabyrd

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  • Robonino123

    What do we have to do to get that David Bowie/Ke$ha love child thing to happen? Cause I’ll have sex with Ke$ha if that will somehow help.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      All we need now is to get a hold of Bowie’s sperm, then somehow inject it into your penis, and then somehow get Ke$ha to sleep with you. Shouldn’t be too hard. Although, I might be a little off on the science.

      • Robonino123

        I was on board up to the “inject it into your penis” part.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          Ok, we change the plan. We still need Bowie’s spunk, though, but I guess you could stick in there manually, Turkey baster style.

          • Robonino123

            I’ll handle the Ke$ha part and leave getting the Bowie sperm to you.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            I’ll try my best, but I don’t know… Iman looks like she could really kick my ass. Maybe they still use condoms and all I’ll have to do is dig through their trash for the goods.

          • Robonino123

            There are people out there that spend their days digging through celebs trash. Might be able to find something on Ebay or Craig’s List.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            This plan is started to bum me out, maybe I’ll just cross my fingers and hope it happens the old fashion way.

          • Robonino123

            I forgot why we need a Bowie Ke$ha love child anyway. Something to do with Hannah Montana?

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Glitter, so much glitter.

          • BDY

            This kind of science is something I miss due to my long workdays.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Sorry, you missed all the fun.

          • BDY

            So I’m not really in to Miley. She could go away and I’d be ok with that.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Your loss buddy.

          • BDY

            Eh…

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Pfft.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Prepare to be annoyed, because my love is never ending.

          • BDY

            bleh

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Bah.

  • Toxik

    I don’t get it…what’s all the obsession with miley? she’s not even hot.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I usually dig curvier chicks, but I like her tight little feminine boy body.

      • Toxik

        its the hair or lack thereof….only a few chicks can get away with a butch haircut! lol

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          It’s true. I didn’t give a shit about her until she cut off all her hair.

    • John

      Nice Ass!!!!! Toxik

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