Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million To Direct Porno

by Lola Byrd on October 14, 2013

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Rich people piss me off… what with all their money. Kelly Osbourne is getting million dollar diamond manicures and Miley Cyrus is getting million dollar porn offers. Gawd. Save some for us little people, already.

A million dollar manicure, really? That’s just gross. I could buy a few hundred thousand bottles of nail polish for that kind of money. Or, you know, a house, and a car, and possibly some groceries.

A million dollar porno deal with Miley Cyrus, really? Actually, that one sounds about right. It’s will never happen – the only A list celebrity who would accept to direct porn is James Franco and that’s only because he’s annoyingly willing to do ANYTHING – but it would be a sweat deal if it did.

TMZ intercepted a letter from the erudite gentleman at GameLink offering the young star full creative control AND enough dough to get one diamond manicure:

“We believe that as an empowered 21st century woman, you are the ideal choice to show the world your vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment.”

There’s no word from the Miley camp, yet. Fingers crossed.

It would be a bold move if Miley accepted the offer to direct a porno, but she is much much muuuuuch too famous. Too bad, because for once I would like to see a celeb decide to do porn when they’re at the top of their game and not when they’re grasping for a few more minutes of fame.

Most people think that Miley’s transformation from Hannah Montana to celeb-a-skank was sudden, but this shit has been going on for more than two years.

This isn’t her first porn offer and it probably won’t be the last. Miley appeared in a video with porn star Jessie Andrews, which prompt Sex.com to offer the two a deal to appear in a lesbian scene together last November. And PornHub – the first, the best – offered Miley her very own porno channel way the hell back in December 2010.

This is not a sudden transformation, folks. It’s been in the making for a long time, you just haven’t been paying attention.

Via thehuffingtonpost.com by @misslolabyrd

  • Robonino123

    I figure we’re 2 or 3 Terry Richardson photo shoots away from Miley doing porn anyway.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Famous people can do porn without it being called porn.

  • Guest

    Us mere mortals can only dream of being that famous.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I don’t really care about the fame, but damn, I wish I had that kind of money. Actually, just one tenth of all the money would be pretty great.

      • Robonino123

        I messed up commenting somehow. Anyway, you could afford like a $100 dollar manicure with that kind of money.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          I’m more of a do it yourself manicure type of gal with the (very) occasional 20$ manicure thrown in.

          • Robonino123

            But you could afford a $100 dollar manicure. No problem with treating yourself to something nice here and there.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            True.

  • BDY

    How the fuck did they intercept the letter I sent?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I KNEW it was you.

      • BDY

        It was a bitch to get that loan from Lehman Brothers and now it’s wasted.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          You could always give it to me.

          • BDY

            You keep asking and one of these days you just might get it.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Give IT to me.

          • BDY

            I don’t think your other ear would be very happy about that.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            Let’s wait till the right one heals first.

          • BDY

            My thoughts exactly. It’ll give you time to get in SHAPE.

          • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

            It’s a process, just like anal.

          • BDY

            Take it one step at a time.

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    oh my gawd!……women have nipples?……………..yawn

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